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The week that was…of gas, weeds and a funeral

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On Wednesday I went to Mandeville to give a presentation. It went well…but on my way back on the Melrose bypass, and approximately 80 kilometres from Kingston, I realized that I was low on petrol….the fuel light on the dashboard was my clue 😮

The next town with a petrol station is Porus which is some distance away (not sure exactly how far). Anyway, I decided to proceed optimistically to this destination. I must tell you, I have a fault…I do not carry cash, unless I know I am going to need it. On going to Mandeville I used the toll road. I was very busy making my way to the toll when it occurred to me that I had no cash… and once you are on the toll road, you can’t exit without paying the toll. Fortunately, a colleague was also on route to Mandeville and some distance behind. I waited for her at the toll booth and was fortunate to get J$1,000 on loan. So back to my driving on fumes.

As I entered Porus, I was relieved that I succeeded in making the trip. I proudly drove up to the gas pump with the intention of purchasing petrol with my credit card…only to be advised that in this day and age, the petrol station did not accept cards – CASH ONLY. I checked the change from my $J1,000 loan and deducted what I would need to pay the toll back into Kingston. Coupled with the coins in the car, I calculated that I could spare J$300 for fuel. At J$142 per litre, I was being overly optimistic but I figured I could take the chance on J$300 petrol until I got to the next petrol station.

I got to the next station and again proceeded to the pump…only to be told, they do not accept cards…and there was no ATM in sight. I prayed over my car, held my head high and proceeded to subsequent petrol stations, only to be told the same thing. In desperation, I proceeded to what would be the final petrol station before entering the toll road and was again advised that they do not accept cards, and they did not have an ATM.

Thankfully, the 2 litres that I had topped up with was enough to get rid of the warning light so I proceeded to the toll road. I remembered watching a 60 Minutes programme once where they looked into what it meant when the gas warning light came on. I prayed that they were correct and drove at a steady speed of 80 km/hour even though the limit was 110 km/hr. They advised that a steady pace made for a more efficient use of fuel.

I am happy to report that I made it into Kingston on J$300 petrol and prayer, and successfully purchased petrol at a station that accepted cards. It was a nerve-wracking journey though, and there was indeed a lesson there – Always keep some cash on my person. It doesn’t have to be a lot, just enough to pay the toll, fix a punctured tire or two and buy petrol.

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Weeds….and a Funeral 😦

On Saturday, I spent some time posh farming. This week it was more for therapy than anything else. My friend was to be buried on Sunday and I really wasn’t sure I could survive it. I think I’m actually still in denial since I refuse to believe he is dead. I went to the funeral hoping to see someone else’s photo on the programme. I am seeing his photo, so I didn’t look in the casket. To do so would make it too real and I am not ready for this to be real. So I focus on my posh farm.

Despite the drought the weeds keep coming. I know my watering the farm, does not allow me to only water the seedlings, I water the entire bed, which then cause the weeds to grow. What I noticed though was that the weeds were doing better than the seedlings. My Rastafarian neighbour says that I disturbed the roots of the seedlings when I transplanted them and as such they are having to reestablish themselves. Nevertheless, they are doing well. So I had to weed some of the patch. I must tell you that I had no energy to do this but I pushed and did a part of the sorrel section. It looked much better and I will need to do some more next weekend. I am happy to report that they are all surviving well but I have to make sure I water them each evening. The water from the washing machine and kitchen sink is very handy for this. In a drought, we need to recycle and re-purpose as much as possible.

The weeding process had me thinking about the word ‘weed’. I am using it a lot these days but what does it really mean? I never thought about it before, but it is both a noun and a verb. Where we refer to Marijuana as weed, do the growers weed the weed?

What I found when I went looking was quite interesting?

As a noun, dictionary.com defines it as a:

  • a valueless plant growing wild, especially one that grows on cultivated ground to the exclusion or injury of the desired crop.
  • a cigarette or cigar.
  • a thin, ungainly person or animal.

As a verb, it is defined as

  • to remove as being undesirable, inefficient, or superfluous
  • to rid (something) of undesirable or superfluous elements.

Freedictionary.com also had this definition for weed as a noun:

  • A token of mourning, as a black band worn on a man’s hat or sleeve.
  • The black mourning clothes of a widow.
  • An article of clothing; a garment. Often used in the plural.

I was shocked however by the definition for weeding as put forward by the urban dictionary. It is plucking the hairs from your girl’s vagina, especially while high 😮.

Anyway, this blog is about posh farming…so keep farming.

 

 


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The Death of a Friend

I know that this is about being a posh farmer but I need to take a minor detour today since I found solace in my posh farm this morning.

A colleague of mine was found dead yesterday and it shocked me to the core; even now, I cannot understand the purpose of it. So I’ve been a bit like a zombie since I heard and this morning I didn’t do my usual routine; I went to my posh farm instead and found comfort there.

We haven’t had rain for almost three weeks and it is beginning to show. The grass is still green and the farm is doing quite well as you’ve seen but nevertheless, I used the time this morning to water the plants (I’ve been told to use recycled water with debris as my water source and I am suggesting you do the same. It’s a good way to save on nature’s scarce resources).

Anyway, as I watered the seedlings and removed some dead branches from the delicate plants my mind went to the cycle of life – we are born (the seeds), we live (the growing plants) and then we die (the branches being discarded)just like the thinks in my posh farm. So I am forced to ask myself (and you too) these questions?

  1. Is my daily focus in the right place?
  2. Are my actions being driven by what I want for my life or by a concept of what someone else told me I should be doing?
  3. Is my job giving me the satisfaction/life I want for myself?
  4. What am I putting on hold…until….? What if until ….never comes?
  5. Am I living my best life now?
  6. If I should die today, will I be happy with what I have done with my life?

 

Forrest Gump quoted his mother as saying that life was like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re going to get. I find great wisdom in that statement. It could also be said that life is like a deck of cards; we all get dealt a hand and its up to us how we play the game. It’s up to us to play the best game we can! We should not spend our lives living someone else’s idea, only to die before we retire…which is when we were planning to ‘live’ our best lives.

I’m glad I started my posh farm. It is something I am beginning to enjoy tremendously. What started out as a few seeds given to me by my hairdresser, is now highlighting for me the remarkable miracle of life as I grieve.

What do you want to do but haven’t gotten around to doing? Is it to start your own posh farm, learn to swim, go back to school? Whatever it is… my challenge to you today is for you to find that thing and start living your best life now!

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