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Weeds

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I’m now four weeks into my farming experience and I am still excited. I say ‘still’ because after all the work I did on labour day I was not expecting to see so many new weeds this morning. Anyway, I am not easily deterred so this morning I spent two hours weeding.

I started off with my usual machete and gloves and began by attempting to remove a branch from a bougainvillea plant that was impacting my tomato seedlings. My ever supporting hubby came to ‘admire’ my progress and commented that I ‘may as well be beating it with a stick’. I had to laugh because my machete was as dull as ever (see photo). Being the sweetheart that he is, he offered to sharpen my machete. In the meantime, he offered me a replacement so that I could get on with my weeding.

It was still early yet so I tried to race the sun; I wanted to complete the full patch before it got too high in the sky and leave me sapped for energy.  I however made one dreadful mistake when my hands were working faster than my brain and I accidently chopped away three of my sorrel seedlings. I screamed as the machete went down but it was too late. As a young farmer I can tell you that it was rather painful; I will endeavor to be more careful next time.

I proceeded to completing my task and I am happy to say I did achieve it before the sun succeeded in melting me.

At the end of this morning’s ‘work-out’ it highlighted the obvious for me – farmers do not need to go to the gym. After 120 minutes of kneeling and squatting trying not to trample the growing sprouts, I felt like I had spent the time working out with Shawn T from Insanity and Focus T-25 fame. I was in less pain than in the past but my thighs had gotten a serious work-out. If I continue like this I should soon be rivalling Tina Turner in her hay-day 🙂

Well, once again today was a learning experience. I learnt that:

  1. Using a machete in gloves is like having ten big fingers. It is very unproductive and since I didn’t want to spend the entire day weeding grass, I decided to use my bare hands. This led to my second lesson.
  2. Using a machete to weed grass is hard on the hands. It leads to callouses. My hubby thinks its ‘cute’ that I am developing a ‘farmer’s hand’ but I think it’s time for a manicure.
  3. I can work hard and probably survive a few hours in the sun; but when it comes to mosquitos, they can drive me crazy. As I worked to race the sun, I was joined by some pesty mosquitos. They probably served as motivation for me to hurriedly complete the task at hand. This gave me a nice idea for the punishment of petty crimes. Prisoners could be sentenced to 30 days of mosquito singing in their ears. So as not to be accused of being inhumane we would keep the mosquitos meshed off in the ceiling of the cells and the sounds amplified for effect. This would probably be more effective than what currently exists.

Well, my seedlings continue to grow and I continue to be a proud farmer. I’m not sure what will happen next week but I am sure it will be exciting!

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Labour Day

May 23, 2014 was Labour day. I woke up at 5:15 a.m. and I was outside by 5:30. I took the usual tools from the garage – fork, spade (at least I think it is a spade), machete and gloves. I wanted to continue the extension of the ‘farm’ but what I saw I had not planned for. The ‘field’ needed to be cleared. Weeds were now growing and crowding my new shoots. I decided to remove the weeds before I extend the area. That was hard. Kneeling over the shoots and being careful not to step on them took some doing. I also realized that the gungo seeds were also now showing results. They too were a victim of ‘group planting’ and was now growing in the cantaloupe and pumpkin clusters.

I spent two hours kneeling and removing the weeds. As I did this, I learnt my fist lesson of the day….The rain is as good for the weeds as it is good for the seeds. In all the excitement about my growing shoots, I had never thought about the weeds. I somehow did not think this through and felt that once the seeds were planted and they started growing, I would just need to sit back and wait on the results. The weeds were a rude awakening as the shoots needed the right environment to survive. The rain was doing great things for the seedlings; they had grown another couple of inches and looked very healthy….and so had the weeds. It was also here that I received my second lesson for the day…Tilling the soil makes it easier to remove the weeds. In the areas which were not forked, attempts to remove weeds proved more difficult. It was only when I used the fork to turn over the soil that I was able to remove some of them, especially the roots.

I also worked on the planned expansion. By 8 a.m. I concluded that people who stole from farmers deserved no mercy. In my little patch in the comfort of my back yard, I suffered through mosquito bites and uncomfortable positioning in order to create an environment for my ‘farm’ to succeed. By the time I tried to straighten myself, I felt like I needed someone to stand on my back as I lay flat, just to remove the kinks. It was here that I learnt the third lesson of the day…Farming is back-breaking work. It made me think about the people who make their living from farming; daily they till the soil in the hot sun, bending their backs to do the planting. How then can we abuse the people who make such a sacrifice?

I had a wedding to attend later that day and when I looked at my hand at 9 a.m. I realized I was in trouble. I had come in for breakfast and tried washing my hands. The soup seemed to have cleaned it but it still looked dirty. My nails looked like I hadn’t cared for them in months. It was at that point that I learnt my fourth lesson for the day…Dirt stains your hands and nails. I had to soak my hands and brush them vigorously with soap and water before I saw any success. In the end, they were still a little yellow but they were presentable.

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